words to live by
I did it. I found the ultimate tumblr bookstore.
why was green eggs and ham banned??
THAT is a really good question
According to the New York Public Library blog, it was removed from a school “because it violated a school ban on political messages for the line ‘I know up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom, we too should have rights.’” http://on.nypl.org/16y9fXY
I think that “political message” is from Yertle the Tertle and Green Eggs and Ham was banned because of its portrayal of early Marxism. At least that’s what the article said. Plus it says the Lorax made a community in California mad because it portrayed loggers as bad for the environment. So go Dr. Seuss!
if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
if someone unintentionally says something offensive and then shortly apologizes afterwards for the love of gOD LET IT GO THEY DIDN’T MEAN TO OFFEND AND THEY SAID SORRY OK WE ARE HUMAN SOMETIMES WE DON’T THINK BEFORE WE SPEAK IT HAPPENS IT’S LIFE WE LEARN FROM MISTAKES
“What’s going on? I’m sensing something…” (x)
IM BROKEN. IM DEAD.
THIS IS IT.. THIS IS THE REASON HE PULLED FACES… He was probably like “YOU’RE NOT GONNA GIVE ME LINES?? I DON’T NEED LINES TO BE THE MOST FABULOUS CHARACTER ANYWAY.”
…and this weeks award for brilliant gif use….
I have been laughing at this for the past 5 minutes.
favorite rory williams moment in the history of everything