Imagine your OTP tightly holding onto each other after (or during) a life-threatening scare and repeatedly whispering “I love you” to each other.
Dr. Nichols - “Just use the keyboard.”
Scotty - ”Keyboard. How quaint.”
a discussion on sexual orientation
me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor: *overhears from front of class*
professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
professor: it should be polyerosy
sarah rogers had the patience of a saint, and loved her troublemakers very much.
Fuck you, I still liked it
Me, after someone listed all the things that were wrong with a movie (via enchantedpetrichor)
Being a writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet.
girls don’t like boys girls like bisexual steve rogers headcanons